Sunday, June 15, 2008

As if John McCain Needed Another Reason Not to Vote for Him

So, the McCain Girls have a new one, as if the first one wasn't bad enough. To be fair, I just want to say I'm all for making an ass of yourself. If you insist on doing it on YouTube, are actually serious about it, and then end up looking like an ass... Well get friends that will prevent you from doing this in the future.

Before we get started with my points of contempt watch the video. Warning: If you are contemplating suicide and DO NOT want to be talked out of it watch this.



Now to the points:

1. You obviously don't know how to weld. I do, quit faking it.
2. Can you sing? What key is this in?
3. No, I didn't realize you had a body double except for:
a. Different hair style
b. Different hair color
c. Ability to Dance
4. "Can cut you with his knife ... if you challenge his candidacy." You didn't just fucking say that.
5. Democrats thing he's weak? Yeah, it's called feeble minded.
6. Vietnam vet... Yeah, so was John Kerry and he was swift boated.
7. Quit the damn chicken walking. Don't try out for, "So You Think You Can Dance?" Here's a hint: you can't.
8. Again, what key is this in?
9. Try harmonizing, like you know, The Temptations?
10. Was the chick on the right even singing?
11. What was with RoboMcCain at the end? Was that the new T4 model? Darth Vader? I mean shit, the guy already talks like Dr. Evil no need to make him look worse.

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