A Comparison: Bush vs. bin Laden

I was just thinking the other day about Keith Olbermann's comments regarding Bush's "sacrifice." I realized how similar Mr. Bush and Osama bin Laden really are. So I figured I would provide a short comparison:

George W. Bush

1. Religious? Yes.
2. Thinks his mission is from a higher power? Yes.
   
3. Listens to religious authority to make decisions? Yes.
4. Misinterprets religious texts? Yes.
   
5. Lead the killing of thousands of innocent people? Yes.
6. Connected with the bin Laden family? Yes.
7. Hates Saddam? Yes.
8. Ego complex? Yes.
9. Used 9-11 to bolster his career? Yes.
10. Stupid? Yes.
11. Revered by a blind few? Yes.
12. Loathed by the majority? Yes.

Osama bin Laden

1. Religious? Yes.
2. Thinks his mission is from a higher power? Yes.
   
3. Listens to religious authority to make decisions? Yes.
4. Misinterprets religious texts? Yes.
   
5. Lead the killing of thousands of innocent people? Yes.
6. Connected with the bin Laden family? Yes.
7. Hates Saddam? Yes.
8. Ego complex? Yes.
9. Used 9-11 to bolster his career? Yes.
10. Stupid? No. DAMN!
    
11. Revered by a blind few? Yes.
12. Loathed by the majority? Yes.